I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize