Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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