I'm going to jail i love you
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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