So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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