The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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