dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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