Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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