I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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