There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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