I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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