Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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