i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
worst night to have a conscience
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
