Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Sorry about my life...
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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