you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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