love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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