someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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