Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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Party on wayne
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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