whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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