hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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