wat bout pragnant strippers??
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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