yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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