don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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