How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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