i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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