im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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