I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
4 words: hood of his car
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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