He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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