I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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