Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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