Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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