what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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