I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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