Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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