5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize