Sponge bath it is.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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