I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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