I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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