you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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