apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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