im about as happy as oj after his trial
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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