What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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