Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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