is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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