sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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