That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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