rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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