Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I would fuck him just for his dog
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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