I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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