found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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