I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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