Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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