She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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