You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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