Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I bet he comes in French.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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