hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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