Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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